Gassquatch - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL " "Red Bird Lanes

" "Red Bird Lanes

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Gassquatch - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL " "Red Bird LanesSasquatch remaining undetected for centuries makes more sense once you realize every hiker within a mile radius already evacuated. Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods, but their noses found the evidence years ago. The Details: Large orange red circle sits behind a dark brown silhouette of Sasquatch in the classic Patterson Gimlin mid stride pose, with a brown fart cloud and motion lines trailing behind. Distressed dark brown chunky serif text