The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt summer with a heavy weathered texture

with a heavy weathered texture eroding the letterforms throughout

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Generations of Dallas bowlers knew those lanes the way churchgoers knew their pews

they held neighborhoods together

The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt summer with a heavy weathered textureStuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a