Independence 1776 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt roller so repurposing him to fetch

so repurposing him to fetch you a Bud Light from the cooler is honestly a more humane deployment

A hand-drawn winged roller skate soars through stylized clouds below

Saying "stand back" before trying something means you already know it's going to explode

Console art inspired by Knight Rider

Independence 1776 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt roller so repurposing him to fetchThomas Jefferson wrote the most important breakup letter in history and somehow became the guy your drunk friend quotes at a barbecue. Founding Fathers rolling in their graves is basically a renewable energy source at this point. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I GAVE THEM BITCHES" above a white halftone portrait of Thomas Jefferson flanked by "17" and "76." Stacked white block text below reads "INDEPENDENCE" over "BITCHES LOVE