If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy Lower white script reads "Restaurant

Lower white script reads "Restaurant and Lounge in the" above gold block text reading "AMBASSADOR HOTEL" and "BROADWAY at 36th - KANSAS CITY

which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history

Enrollment at McCracken's school gets you zero actual instruction

The verdict is torn

If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy Lower white script reads "RestaurantGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.