George Sloshington - Long Sleeve T-Shirt riverside " A small white baseball

" A small white baseball illustration sits near the bottom right after the final period

Bold white block text reads "INTO FITNESS" across the top

Camping being in-tents is the kind of pun a dad spends forty years perfecting while his family dies slowly inside

I'M LISTENING TO REASON

George Sloshington - Long Sleeve T-Shirt riverside " A small white baseballFounding a nation requires steady hands, but George Sloshington proves those hands are best used for holding a cold one. Democracy was always a drinking game with better PR. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "GEORGE" above a stylized pop art portrait of George Washington in a blue coat, yellow vest, white cravat, and white powdered wig, holding up a red and white can labeled "BEER." Straight distressed white block text below reads