Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Fireworks Director is a self-appointed

Fireworks Director is a self-appointed title earned by whoever has the longest lighter and the shortest attention span

Curved script at the bottom reads "Honolulu

Arched golden-tan western text reads "IT AIN'T DYIN'" and "I'M TALKIN' ABOUT" curving above a distressed duotone portrait

playing a soprano saxophone in an ornate jacket

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