Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Large white cursive script reads

Large white cursive script reads "Oilers" with a swoosh underline

" Bold black text reads "BASEBALL" above cursive script reading "Eastern League" flanked by two small stars

then offers to fix it

Arched white retro serif text reads "THORNTON MELON'S" above a rounded triangular badge with a white-to-light-blue gradient fill and dark border

Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Large white cursive script readsTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads