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every weirdo in the room knew they'd been called home

Ornate white scrollwork border frames the design in a liquor label layout

A yellow banner across the oval reads "CRANBERRY JUICE" flanked by small cranberry branch illustrations

Block lettering below reads "LAKE LINDEN

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