If I Can't Bring My Dog I'm Not Going - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black Pink script text reads "Riviera"

Pink script text reads "Riviera" above a white outline martini glass with bubbles and a pink-and-white alligator illustration

Spoonerisms exist so your brain does the dirty work and the shirt stays technically innocent

Some restaurants feed a city

"CLUB" and "MANAGER JOSEPH NEKOLA" appear in smaller lettering below

If I Can't Bring My Dog I'm Not Going - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black Pink script text reads "Riviera"Ranking every human you know below a creature whose greatest achievement is locating the treat cabinet takes real conviction. That period at the end isn't punctuation, it's a closed negotiation. The Details: Rounded white bubble style lettering in a groovy 1970s inspired serif font reads "If I can't bring my dog I'm not going." stacked across five centered lines, with a period punctuating the final word. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring