Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt philadelphia an olive-green and orange vintage

an olive-green and orange vintage illustration depicts thatched-roof buildings

White cursive script reads "Tee Shirt" across the upper portion

Ornithologists claiming they're only here for the Blue Tit and the Great Tit have an suspiciously well-rehearsed explanation

Mixed-case distressed white text at the bottom reads "SpErkLeRs

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