Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Classic Foam Trucker Hat mob a brown bowling ball

a brown bowling ball

and anyone who appreciates a good hustle

" positioned beside a cartoon lumberjack in a yellow shirt and knit cap holding a bat and log

standing on a patch of sketched ground

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Classic Foam Trucker Hat mob a brown bowling ballCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads