I'd Ride That - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Red cursive script reads "The

Red cursive script reads "The Cockatoo" with "Restaurant" in white below

Large bold "Um" sits centered in the middle

Distressed white block text below reads "LA FLAMA BLANCA" with a baseball-style swoosh tail

Palmflower turning red means your retirement party involves being vaporized in front of a live studio audience

I'd Ride That - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Red cursive script reads "TheJet ski innuendo only works on people who've never met a man with a boat and a divorce. Plausible deniability dies the moment grandma recognizes the phrase from every dive bar since Nixon. The Details: White vintage style illustration depicts a square jawed man in a life vest riding a jet ski through splashing water. Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped