SALE: Look Ma, No Hands! normal these LFG shades aren't made

these LFG shades aren't made out of denim

Don't ask Demeter when she's getting married

But they do offer no-slip

Just don't let the fame go to your head

SALE: Look Ma, No Hands! normal these LFG shades aren't madeBRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT FILL IN THE FLOCKING BLANK!!!! RAHHRHHRHHGHGHGH!!!! YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!! YOU'RE AS FRAGILE AS A CORAL REEF!!! YOUR SALTY TEARS WILL FLAVOR MARGARITAS AT THE VICTORY BRUNCH!!! BRING YOUR BEST FIGHTER AND WATCH THEM GET DROP KICKED WITH EASE!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!! Made for Bigger Noggins Wider Fit for