Ho Ho Hold My Beer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon Fukitol exists because Big Pharma

Fukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal

but his wooden hand lives on

Arched distressed white slab-serif text reads "ALL GOOD" across the top

Embrace the season with style and a wink

Ho Ho Hold My Beer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon Fukitol exists because Big PharmaSanta hoisting a beer with mall Santa energy means he's about to attempt something on a frozen rooftop that ends up on the local news. Eight reindeer know "hold my beer" is the last thing they hear before the workers' comp claim. The Details: Golden yellow old English text arches reading "Ho Ho Hold" above a retro hand drawn Santa Claus in a red suit with green gloves, raising a pint glass of beer with one hand on his hip. Matching golden yellow text