Fight or Flight - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black A white halftone portrait of

A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: "GIVE YOU UP

Ornaments just make the hostage situation feel festive

Nobody stopped him because nobody outranks that level of commitment

Weathered golden-yellow block text reads "ÜPSCHITZ" above "CREEK" with "ESTD" and "1943" flanking the sides

Fight or Flight - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black A white halftone portrait ofPenguins lost the flight option millions of years ago, so evolution left exactly one response and a surprising comfort with cutlery. That scarf confirms he was somewhere civilized before he chose violence. The Details: Distressed white arched text in a chunky retro style reads "FIGHT OR FLIGHT." Below, a cartoon penguin with black and white coloring, an orange beak, orange feet, a wide staring eye, and a dark green scarf grips a knife in one flipper.