Schooner Tuna - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy wearing a red jersey

wearing a red jersey

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Schooner Tuna - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy wearing a red jerseySchooner Tuna expects you to emotionally bond with a dead fish in a can, and honestly the mascot's commitment is more convincing than Jack's commitment to not waxing the floor. Corporate pride never recovered. Inspired by Mr. Mom. The Details: Distressed white bold text reads "SCHOONER TUNA" across the top. Below, a cartoon tuna mascot stands upright, grinning with wide eyes and holding a flag bearing a heart symbol. Stacked white text to the right