Well Hung Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Red " Green beamed eighth notes

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which is a level of psychological warfare most comedians can only dream of

Every failed at-bat was just batting practice for the only swing that mattered

but the exit interviews were always conducted by the Coast Guard

Well Hung Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Red " Green beamed eighth notesStockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit