Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex Tank Top hawaii A vintage baseball swoosh tail

A vintage baseball swoosh tail decoration in matching distressed white curves beneath the lettering

Jesus skipping the prayer request line and just showing up with a bald eagle on his arm like a divine falconer is the most efficient bureaucracy has ever been

Bold red uppercase block-letter text reads "THE OCEAN MADE ME SALTY" stacked in four lines across the center of the design

these teams belonged to the people who filled the stands

Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex Tank Top hawaii A vintage baseball swoosh tailBoating safety literature never uses the word "getcha," and that's how you know exactly which marina gift shop reject aisle this came from. The cabin cruiser illustration is just there so you can point at it when someone's grandmother asks. The Details: Retro 1970s groovy bubble lettering in white reads "BOATING" across the top. A white line art illustration of a cabin cruiser with a flag, windows, and waves beneath it sits centered below. White text